Say it ain’t so ‘Page! (0)

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According to his post on Rampage-Jackson.com, Quinton “Rampage” Jackson has decided to retire from MMA… for the foreseeable future.

Don’t do it!

First off, you still have to fight Rashad. You REALLY have to fight Rashad. Imagine, for the rest of your life, you’ll have to listen to Rashad talking about how scared you are. Scared! Of Rashad Evans?! Outrageous!

Second… The A-Team!? I’ve heard of cashing in, but did you see the Dukes of Hazzard movie? Me neither! And I don’t plan on seeing the A-Team movie… sorry ‘Page!

Third… have you seen Randy Couture’s movies? ME NEITHER!

We all understand that you’re pissed at Dana  White. No one likes him. For realz. But pro athletes never make a good transition to film. At least not a sustainable one. (Except Reggie Jackson in Baseketball.)

Listen. Just watch this… watch and remember…



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